No Way

Hi! I'm not going to try the yellow tube at J Swim Complex ever again!
It's too fast! I feel out of control! And the end is the worst!
I go abolutely down under into the water!
You'll love it if you want to go really fast and devil-may-care!
You'll love it if you don't mind tasting taste water with chlorine (or urine!)
You'll love it if you enjoy breathing in the above and drinking it (oh gawk!)

Eh.. Sorry! I'm out of this one!
I want to go home and watch Idol tonight!

May the Force be with me!